Because I’m your nuclear deterrent. It’s working. We’re safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can’t have it. But I did you a big favor.
why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
That middle picture is so sensual
This fandom sings to me
friendly reminder that you can like characters that do truly awful things of their own free will without excusing or erasing the awful things they’ve done or even making them into a good guy
you don’t have to feel guilty about having a favorite character who is evil
you do have to acknowledge that they are actually evil
blondies and their pilots; pilots and their glasses
we are so happy for our friends. they’re going to marry each other.
*an engagement should be about a couple and their marriage; not press, pressure, or surrounding relationships. let’s not make our beautiful friends’ happiness about anything other than that.